"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
I laughed way too much at this
"are you wearing the-"
"the chanel boots? yeah i am"
This is one of the reasons i love this man
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET
OH MY GOD
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
If there is that one person in your life that is always there for you no matter how you treat them, and listens when no one else does, and just cares and comforts you even in your darkest moments, do not EVER let them go. Ever.